John Carter: The Gods of Mars #5 – Review

By: Sam Humphries (story), Ramón Pérez (art), Jordie Bellaire (colors)

The Story: Poor John Carter just can’t manage to keep his wife for long, can he?

The Review: You know one thing the old-timey storytellers knew how to do really well that modern ones either avoid or screw up?  They knew how to bring their heroes to the brink of a happy ending, then wrench it away in the most heartrending way possible.  It’s a very melodramatic fictional tactic, one that can easily go too far awry, but done right, it packs an emotional wallop.  Don’t tell me you saw the ending of Casino Royale without feeling for Bond.

Considering the corny—but tasteful—quality of this mini, you would’ve thought an ending where Carter and Dejah reunite and Issus goes down for good, leaving Barsoom in the light of a new era of pace, was inevitable.  But when—spoiler alert—the issue ends and none of those things happen, it leaves you in disbelief and sympathy for our hero.  This series has been calling out your inner child and it’s with a child’s disappointment that you go through the conclusion.  It’s as if you’re re-experiencing a bittersweet ending for the first time.