
The Review (Spoiler Alert):
1. Excitement at the jail – The show’s creators can’t keep going back to this well (zombie chases through a darkened prison), but this show has great talent for these scenes. The people behind the camera know how to shoot/light/frame/edit these scenes and the on-screen talent is really good at physical challenges. Granted, there were cracks in the formula showing this week, like when Carl couldn’t get the door closed to the room where he, Lori & Maggie hid, and the zombies shuffled aimlessly past like Scooby-Doo villains… And then with all the screaming, bleeding, slicing and shooting that followed, the zombies never returned? So, why bother with the non-closing door in the first place? Still, when the group was split up and racing for their lives, it was really tense and exciting. There isn’t another show on TV that manages this combination of fear and excitement so well.
2. Quiet danger at the prison – Meanwhile, over at the Woodbury Driving Range, things are more sedate, ominous, and slow. The show is smartly blending the slow-burn of Woodbury with the adrenaline of The Prison. Last week, the Woodbury-centric episode was plodding, but this week it wasn’t so noticeable. That’s really the way to do it. The action at the prison can’t keep going at this breakneck pace, but it’s carried the torch long enough to allow the fuse to be lit in Woodbury. And what the Woodbury intrigue lacks in quality, it makes up for it in volume. In no particular order: Merle wanting to find his brother, Andrea feeling as if she got left behind, Andrea bonding with Merle and the Governor, Michonne knowing that something isn’t quite right and the question of what happens when we run out of golf balls! There is a lot of simmering tension.
Still, it’s not that good. The BIG dramatic conflict will occur whenever Woodbury and the Prison come into contact. That will be explosive. There will be fights, debates about whether Rick is really any nicer than the Governor… I can hardly wait for the Darryl-Merle reunion. But, in the meantime, all this other Woodbury stuff is small potatoes and I just don’t see a lot of potential for surprises. Michonne and Andrea will argue, but that doesn’t matter because they’ve only had ~15 minutes on screen together so far; they don’t feel like best friends. Andrea will continue to be attracted to men with terrible, fake southern accents (Shane and the Governor) as opposed to men with real accents like Merle. Michael Rooker will continue to blow every actor he’s paired with off the screen.
Let’s hope the rapid pacing of the Prison comes to Woodbury. Make it move faster and the flaws aren’t so noticeable!
3. One death we’ve waited for – Hurrah! She’s gone! Lori’s death scene was amazing on multiple levels. On one hand, it was incredibly gory and hard to watch. Yeesh! Her own kid had to watch as his Mom got sliced up and killed! Maggie was great! She both didn’t want to do it, but once she committed, she turned into a woman of action and competence. I LOVE Maggie. Horrible scene to watch. It also pounds home how accelerated the storytelling is on the TV show, as they could have dragged out Lori’s pregnancy/death for another 6 episodes.
But, it was also a great example of why Lori had to go. The scene of her saying goodbye to Carl should have been touching and poignant, but instead I felt like the part where she talked lasted ~30 seconds too long. And, at one point, she told Carl about how he had to kill her afterward she turned–she said something like, “For the good of us all, you have to kill me.” How fucking meta is that? My frustration with this scene is embodied on my iPad notes from the episode: “Lori needs a C-section. For all of us,please kill her. Lori giving Carl a pep talk. God. Just cut her. Get on with it. Do it Crl. Be our hero!”
And, I don’t think people really die from Cesarians quite that quickly.
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People have gone missing in the Badlands for centuries. Now, a fresh spate of disappearances is linked to the possible serial killer “Dante,” who claims he is inspired by demons from hell. While Scully assumes the suspect is either lying or deranged, Mulder follows legends of the Hollow Earth to a labyrinth of subterranean tunnels – just as Dante escapes custody and heads for home.
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