
The Story: I’m not surprised Thor loves super-unhealthy, diner breakfast food— it’s awesome.
The Review: As a god, Thor’s not really threatened by much, and certainly not by the majority of villains in the Marvel universe. Besides his loyalty to the Avengers, his connections to Earth lean more on divine fondness for the planet and its people as a whole, with few links to its non-superhero-related mortals—especially as his Donald Blake identity saw less use over time.
Straczynski brought back Thor’s human persona to prominence in his relaunch of Thor, so it’s fitting that in his and Protosevich’s screenplay, they try very hard to give the banished god a personal relationship with Earth. But actually the time Thor spends exiled on the planet is pretty short—about a few days, film-time (which is about 20 minutes, screen-time). It limits Thor’s exposure to modern mortality, and makes his intimacy with Jane Foster et al seem rushed/forced.
Helmsworth and Portman are both very likeable, and they definitely have a warm chemistry, but really, they only get several minutes-long scenes alone together, and the moments feel friendlier than romantic. It’s disappointing Thor gets hauled out of the mortal realm so fast, because it feels like his human relationships have just barely begun. Which is too bad, because they offer some of the funniest moments of the film (KOing Thor in various ways never gets old).
Aside from wearing a desert small-town outfit for, like, a day, and one funny cultural snafu where he smashes his mug (of coffee? Hot chocolate? Whatever it is, he really likes it.) on the floor of a diner, Thor doesn’t get a real mortal life experience. His heroic actions at the film’s climax are more motivated by his innate nobility than a personal investment in Earth. He would’ve done the same for any planet of innocents.
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