
By: Jason Aaron (writer), Nick Bradshaw (pencils and inks), Walden Wong (inks), Justin Ponsor (colors).
The Story: Beast loads the students onto the Magic School Bus!
-MILD SPOILER WARNING- I will be discussing a plot point from the middle of this issue, though rather obliquely. If you want the abridged version of my review, skip to the Conclusion.
What’s Good: You have to admire Jason Aaron and Nick Bradshaw. Wolverine and the X-Men is beautiful and rich, jolly and sentimental. It delivers high concept shenanigans and strong character development. And contains more plot in one issue than many 3-issue arcs in other books, without any plot threads feeling under-developed. In this issue alone, we watch Logan struggling to come up with the finances to fund the school, Angel as he loses control of his company, Kitty dealing with the ramifications of her apparent and sudden pregnancy, Quire getting sent into space, Doop acting as a substitute teacher, and the X-Kids taking a science class from Prof. Henry Philip McCoy.
I’ve been excited about seeing Beast in the classroom since the concept for this book was announced. And boy, is it awesome. The lesson plan for the day is a tour of the mutant body, courtesy of Pym shrinking technology. Nick Bradshaw renders the scene with an impeccable sense of wonder. Each panel is flooded with detail, and even on my third read-through I was noticing new antics in the background. (See if you can guess who is the ‘host’ for the students’ field trip before it’s revealed.) Justin Ponsor deserves praise as well for his bright, bubbly colors that match the energy of the script and artwork.
All of this would be enough to recommend this book, but Aaron and Bradshaw are also in lockstep with the characterization. When Angel re-discovers his position of privilege, he observes, “No one told me this. Otherwise, I could’ve been giving [all my wealth] away.” A few panels later, as the focus shifts to Wolverine and Iceman discussing the school’s financial woes, we see in the background that Angel has begun to remove all of this clothes; on-lookers chuckle and pull out camera phones. Little moments like this are all over the place in this issue, like Broo taking pictures of a uvula, Quire carving his name into capillaries, and a very pregnant-looking Kitty making a call to Colossus but hanging up before saying anything. The abundance of these moments gives the issue a palpable vitality that you simply will not find anywhere else on the stand.
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Some Thoughts Before The Review: Avengers: The Initiative #20 marks the end of Dan Slott’s run with the series. While it’s a bit sad to see him go considering how consistently entertaining the series has been since the very beginning, I have no doubt that Slott’s writing partner, Christos Gage, will effortlessly continue to carry the torch as The Initiative heads into Dark Reign. Time to find out if Slott leaves the series with a bang or a whimper.
There’s a trope in bad movies and TV shows that’s almost as common as guy-being-tortured-spits-in-his-tormenter’s-face. In this scenario, a man and a woman are about to climb into bed together, when the woman pulls out a pair of handcuffs and smiles. The guy’s all like, oh yeah, do it to me, you naughty girl. And, of course, as soon as as he’s cuffed to the bed, she turns out to be working for the other side, and she pulls a gun on him, or calls the cops, or steals his money, or whatever. This scene always makes me want to shout at the screen, “You’re a secret agent, for God’s sake! How stupid do you have to be to let a strange woman tie you up?” Also, I doubt that many men really love being constrained during sex. I’ve always thought bondage was kind of, you know, kind of lame.