By Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa (Writer), Barry Kitson (Pencils), and Mick Gray, Scott Hanna & Barry Kitson (Inks)
Okay, you damn, dirty Skrulls! Give me back the real Johnny Storm!
I know what you’re saying: “Oh, no. We have Reed and Sue, but Johnny’s the real deal. You can tell by the way he’s acting.” But that’s my point exactly. The Johnny Storm I know may have his insecurities deep down, but on the outside he’s an impetuous, bold, exciting character—not this “special needs” doofus that Aguirre-Sacasa is writing about.
Or maybe Aguirre-Sacasa is the Skrull. How else do you explain a professional writer recapping Johnny’s love life at the beginning of the book, yet failing to mention the one particular lover that is at the center of the book’s plot? I personally have four hundred issues of Fantastic Four bending my bookshelves and I’ve never seen this “Lyja” before, so it’s probably safe to conclude that lots of other readers also have no idea who she is or why they should care about her.
Perhaps you’re not aware of the most recent developments because you’re busy, y’know, conquering our planet and all, so let me fill you in. Last issue, the Skrull Sue warped the Baxter Building into the Negative Zone. She then immediately told Johnny about the Skrull invasion, so even a twit like him could figure out she was an impostor. (You don’t train your agents very well, do you?) In this issue, Johnny and Lyja fight a little, but then Johnny saves Lyja from a giant space jellyfish and they fall in love again. Just like that. Meanwhile, Franklin and Valeria save Ben from giant space beetles and a giant space octopus. (Somebody’s been watching The Mist lately, I think.)
Actually, Franklin seems to be completely unaffected by the disappearance of his parents and the dangers all around him. Maybe he’s been replaced by a Skrull. Remember when Doctor Doom sent Franklin to Hell for a few hours? He was traumatized for months. Of course, that story was written by the talented human Mark Waid, not some lousy Skrull.
Then again… why would you send a single under-powered, emotionally compromised agent to battle half the Fantastic Four and their creepy children? It’s as if you secretly want the invasion to fail! Maybe you, the Skrull High Command, have actually been replaced by Skrulls!
Doesn’t make sense, you say? It makes about as much sense as anything else in this book. (Grade: B-)
– Andrew C. Murphy
A Second Opinion
This issue gives me mixed feelings, mostly because I feel much of it was wasted. In a mini-series that is only three issues long, you shouldn’t devote a third of an issue recounting Johnny’s love-life and showing him and Lyja having a lovers quarrel. Perhaps the most annoying part was an entire page devoted to a facial reaction from Johnny – a page which wasn’t even drawn too well. For the most part, Barry Kitson’s artwork is solid throughout, but on a page entirely devoted to a face, you’d think he could make the eyes more evenly spaced and not draw a mouth half the normal size. As for Ben, we mostly see him continue to fight Negative Zone creatures. Despite these two scenes being somewhat “more of the same,” they are still highlighted by the fun characterizations as these two react to the various situations around them.
The real enjoyment comes from Franklin and Valeria. While some may find their actions somewhat cheesy, you have to stop and think for a second, if you’re a kid with superhero parents, one of which is a scientific genius, what would you do? You’d probably get your dad’s tech and kick some bad guy butt. Besides, Valeria’s reactions to everything happening just makes me laugh. (Perhaps it helps that I’ve got a cousin about her age, and I can just imagine her cluelessly saying things like “Daddy’s lab smashed!” and “Yay, prison!”)
So overall, this was a mostly character driven story. So far, this series hasn’t proven itself to be an essential Secret Invasion read, but if you enjoy these characters as much as I do, you could do worse than pick it up. Besides, we are given a very interesting tease for the next time around. I don’t want to reveal too much, but Franklin’s plan at the end certainly has me looking forward to the last installment. With any luck, it will be a good, solid conclusion. (Grade: B-)
-M. Staples
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