By: Ron Marz (writer), Sami Basri (pencils), Imaginary Friends Studios (colors)
Cue the soap opera music! Today, on Witchblade, Dani must face a decision bigger than life: Which dress to wear to her date? Meanwhile, Sara has gotten herself in a lot of trouble. Can she find a diaper before her baby gets a rash? Stay tuned after the break!
Oh my God! What a ridiculous plot for an action adventure comic book. It seems that Ron Marz has been reading a lot of Danielle Steel novels (or something). Sara’s baby needs to mutate, die, or become a Darkling. Stop this nonsense of diapers and baby powder and milk reheating. If somebody kills the baby, Sara can avenge her and kick asses again. This story needs progression. Not down with killing babies? Here’s another option: Get a full-time nanny! Problem solved. Wouldn’t that would be great? Weekend visits are allowed.
So what’s up with David (Dani’s boyfriend) fondling things he shouldn’t be touching? Isn’t this giving away his true intentions? I hope that what he said about his apartment’s view and art collection is not a red herring.
Anyway, I’ve read enough. This issue is available in two connecting covers to choose from by Mike Choi and Sonia Oback. I’m sure next issue (Sejic’s run begins) will be much better… at least I hope. (Grade: D+)
-Daniel Yanez
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